I am stuck in my pants.
When I put my leather pants on to leave work tonight, the zipper pull broke off the fly zipper. This was annoying, but not necessarily traumatic.
When I got home, I took off my boots and tried to unzip my pants. And couldn’t.
The zipper is 100% stuck. I was able to force it open about halfway down but have, so far, been utterly unable to get it all the way unzipped.
So, I tried IMing Peter at work:
[Carolyn] i’m stuck in my pants
[Peter at work] im stuck in someone elses problem hell
And then he idled away. OK. I can’t mess around with the zipper because the leather’s too stiff to allow me to contort and bend to see it.
Do these things happen to other people?
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