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Sears Point: May 1, 2004

Because he is the Best Sweetie Ever, Peter bought us tickets to the AMA race at Sears Point[*] for my birthday weekend. Neither of us had ever been to a motorcycle race before, so we took about fifteen million pictures to document the event.

[*] Infineon Raceway, my ass.

Since Peter's back is still bothering him, we decided to drive, rather than ride, to the racetrack. This makes us posers, but at least we were comfortable posers in my air-conditioned Saturn; it was the surface temperature of the sun up in Sonoma County.

We parked in Lot 14, which is the number of light-years from the car to the grandstand, and headed towards the latter to meet up with Steph, Tony, Ceej, and David. We were all armed with our trusty T-Mobile Sidekicks, which made it surprisingly easy to find one another.

Look, ma! I'm at turn 7!

Like any good race-goer, I headed straight for the beer tent. My order caused a small drama, as my license expired on my birthday (Friday). I explained that I was, in fact, 27 years old and that I had an appointment scheduled for Monday to get my new license, which caused a considerable amount of discussion between the concession stand worker and his boss. I finally ended up just handing them my entire wallet and telling them to use whatever they found as a secondary form of ID. They eventually decided that my AMA membership card was acceptable, which I found profoundly amusing, seeing as though we were, y'know, at the AMA races. At any rate, I got my 16oz can of Heineken and all was well.

The rest of the gang was hiding out at a picnic table underneath the bleachers. Apparently, there had been some sort of hair-related discussion between Ceej and David earlier in the morning, as he was a Man on a Mission. Deciding that, by god, he was going to get his hair cut at the raceway, David set out in search of the Supercuts tent, Stephanie in tow. A short while later, the rest of us followed, and pretty much immediately lost Tony. The attrition rate was high. Ceej, Peter, and I consulted the track map for guidance.

Ceej wonders how the pregnant woman got stuck carrying the courier bag.

Fortunately, Tony found the tent, and thanks to the miracle of wireless communication, he was able to direct us to the completely improbable Supercuts tent.

Well, what else is there to do at a racetrack? Huh?

Motorcycle racing, or jungle safari?

Peter explains his Round Object Theory to a fascinated Tony and Stephanie.

David's hair finally up to the high standards of Sears Point Raceway, we decided to wander around the vendors' booths. There wasn't a great variety of stuff to buy: mostly T-shirts, sunglasses, and other assorted branded paraphernalia. Peter decided to try a game of balance/luck where you pay $5 for three tries to honk a horn at the top of a ladder. We'll just say that he gave it three very valiant efforts, by which I mean that he utterly sucked.

I was sorely tempted to buy this T-shirt.

I love him for his mind.

While we were standing around in front of the Ducati booth admiring this police dual-sport, the owner came up and chatted with us. This, he said, was not his official on-duty bike; he kept this little guy in his garage, "just in case" he got called up into the hills. He was super-nice, and joked and talked for us for a little while. I got the impression that, despite being "on-duty" as a Sonoma County officer, he was a motorcycle enthusiast who was enjoying being at the races just like everyone else there. I asked if he ever worried about impaling himself with his nightstick if he ever fell off the bike. He sort of gave me a strange look and said no. Personally, I think I'd keep the stick in the saddlebag while riding, but that's why he's a cop and I'm not.

I think Danger needs to hand these out to its employees.

I liked the paint job.

The Kawasaki and Ducati booths both had bikes to sit on; I didn't notice booths for Honda or Suzuki. Aprilia and Buell both offered test rides, but Tony said that you had to be at the racetrack at the ass crack of dawn if you wanted to sign up.

A group prayer to not drop the expensive Aprilias.

Tony and Peter drool on the carbon fiber.

So clean. So unlike my bike.

I have no idea why I have this constipated look on my face.

Milling about the Aprilias.

This poor test-rider got the bike with no fuel.

The above is also the first good picture of David's hat. The hat defies definition. All I can say is that the man was adamant that he get his hair cut, and then, immediately afterwards, he puts this...purple thing...on his head. Actually, now that I look at this picture more carefully, it's a tiny bit of a miracle that we all admitted that we knew David in the first place.

After leaving the Aprilia area, we wandered up and down the rows of privateer paddocks. This was pretty neat, I have to say. I didn't realize that the guys just set up tents in rows, Burning Man style, and worked on their bikes right there. I figured that the tents/set-up would be closer to the start-finish line. I really liked wandering up and down the aisles, looking at the various bikes and tools, seeing who was doing what to their machines. Stephanie recognized one privateer, Rob Mesa, because he used to wear all-white leathers from Helimot. We talked her into asking him for a picture -- she was worried that he'd be embarrassed, but we convinced her that he would think it fucking rocked. I think he was tickled that he had a fan. :)

Helimot leathers! Woo!

These little scooters were everywhere.

See? Two more scooters. I loved the hot pink bikes, too.

Towards the end of the privateer paddocks, we came upon the factory trailers and paddocks. Once again, I was totally surprised to see the factory bikes being worked on right out in the open, in front of everyone. Kickass!

The Honda crew working on Miguel Duhamel's CBR1000RR.

Ducati had a stealth paddock -- I didn't even realize that it was the official Ducati paddock until I looked carefully at the arm patches in the picture. I didn't get any pictures of the bikes, though, because we found Eric Bostrom slumming around before the race. I fully intended to ask him what the hell was up with the sideburns, but when I got close, I entered the sideburns' magnetic field, and all doubts completely left my mind. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that Eric Bostrom Had His Arm Around Me And Damn, He's Pretty Cute And Wow, I'm Really Sweaty And Disgusting And Maybe He Won't Notice. Well, actually, I know he noticed, because I am very suave and sexy and made a point of apologizing to Eric for being sweaty and disgusting. He giggled and said, "it's no problem."

I should have mentioned the sideburns.

The gang dragged me away from Eric Bostrom and his sideburns so that we could head over to the bleachers and get our seats. David, Peter, and I made one very important pit stop along the way: the beer tent. Peter bought my beer while I was chatting with Ceej, and I was a bit surprised to see him appear with a TWENTY FOUR OUNCE cup of Heineken. "Sweet Jesus," I said. "This cup is larger than my head!" "As long as it's not larger than your kidneys, you'll be OK," Ceej assured me.

Seven goddamn dollars for beer!

Seriously, it really is larger than my head.

We found seats right at the chicane at turn nine. The races weren't due to start for a little while yet, so we got comfortable and became completely obnoxious. I think we eventually chased away the people seated behind us.

Nerds in public.

For some reason, I think David is making fun of us.

Our seats were really nice. We were right behind the chicane, and had nice views of the start/finish line, the hill going up towards turn two, the carousel (turn six), and turn eight.

Looking down the racetrack towards turn eight.

The start/finish line is right at the line of tents in front of the grandstand.

Guys out for their practice laps going up towards turn two.

Just so you don't think that the dorky hat look was confined to David.

There's a reason we don't wear baseball caps that often.


The qualifying laps had started by this point, so Tony and I both took a million pictures, getting used to how the cameras worked with the racers. The chicane was a great spot to practice our timing and zoom usage.

I love how this photo illustrates the lean angles in the chicane.

Tony pointing something-or-other out to Ceej.

Peter sneezes out a racer!

Zoomed out...

...and zoomed in.

This guy definitely has the lean angle thing going.

This was the first time that I'd used my S50 to photograph anything moving as quickly as a motorcycle racer, and I was pretty pleased with the results. I took some of the pictures in my usual setting ("portrait"), and some with the camera's "fast" setting. I think the camera did really well.

Eventually, I got tired of photographing people doing their qualifying laps, and went back to photographing my friends looking silly.

I think I frightened the kid in front.

Peter says: beer + motorcycle racing = good day.

I thoroughly agree with Peter's assessment.

Dorks with beer standing in the sun watching motorcycles!

Tony looked so much like an adventure photographer on a jungle safari that I had to take pictures of him taking pictures. I have massive lens envy regarding his new 6-megapixel Nikon camera. *lust*

Tony tracks the elusive motorcyclist beast.

Will he capture it?

Poised for the kill.


The qualifying laps were functionally indistinguishable from the practice laps. Tony promised that we would be able to tell when the actual race started. I was somewhat skeptical. I went back to photographing racers, as it beat roasting in the sun doing nothing.

Roger Lee Hayden goes off-roading.

David tries to distract the qualifiers with his hat.

I love the pace car. It appears to serve zero purpose at all, other than leading the motorcycles around the racetrack like the Pied Piper. The racers all seemed annoyed to be stuck behind it.

Woo! It's the pace car!

Look! It's just like going up Highway 9!

Unfortunately, I did not have Tony's Zoom Lens of Death, and so my pictures of the start/finish line sort of suck. If you squint, you can see them all lined up, just coming away from the start line. Yates is the blue bike in front, getting the holeshot.

Need. More. Zoom.

A clump coming out of the carousel, heading towards turn 7.

Yates, closely followed by Zemke and Mladin.

Another cool shot of the lean angles through the chicane.

Watching the race live was so much fun. I'd expected to be further away, unable to see much. I'd expected the noise to be overwhelming. Neither of these turned out to be true. We had great seats: the riders slowed down for the chicane, so it was even possible to see them and see their bikes. Very, very, fun. It was totally worth roasting alive and paying $7 per beer.

Zoom! Zemke leading Mladin through the chicane.

The following lap: Zemke still leads Mladin.

Yates decides he's too good for the track. Much better to cut across the grass.

Ben Bostrom and Miguel Duhamel.

Mat Mladin.

Eric Bostrom.

We were all moving around all over; sitting in the bleachers, walking down to the fence. It wasn't particularly crowded, so people were milling about all over. It was great, because you didn't have to worry about getting in anyone's way while taking pictures.

Peter and Steph cheer on the privateers.

Watching Ben Bostrom and Duhamel go through the chicane.

A little more than halfway through the race, Peter and I walked up to the top of the bleachers. We could see almost the entire raceway from the top of this hill, which made for worse close-up shots, of course, but for better angles of the raceway. There were food booths and port-a-potties up here, too, in case the walk up the hill was the last straw for your sun-addled body or mind. My favorite was a booth for some wine cooler drink that said, in huge letters, "bored with beer???" Nope, thanks, though.

The carousel (turn 6) is right in front of us, where the advertising banners sit on the hill.

Another view of the chicane.

Besides the great view of the track, the top of the bleachers was good for watching the bikes do all sorts of crazy stuff. For example, we were right at the braking line for the chicane. I was surprised that, even from our far-away vantage point, we could see the suspension changing and the rear lightening up under the heavy braking.

B. Bostrom and Duhamel. My wrists hurt just looking at that posture.

Yates practically did stoppies while braking for the chicane.

Yates getting that rear wheel off the ground again.

The little bump right in front of us was also, apparently, primo real estate for wheelieing. Lots of riders got some pretty good air while coming out of turn 8. The suspension must have loved the quick wheelie-stoppie transition here.

Check out the third rider.

Both the third and fourth riders here have their front wheels up.

After amusing myself by watching the suspensions compress and extend -- hey, I'm a cheap date -- I took some more random photos of the racers. A breeze was picking up, I'd had a bunch of water, and the beer was starting to settle down in my stomach. My head was clearing up a little, and life was good.

Zoom! Pretty bikes!.

More of the chicane.

Mladin and a privateer whose name I don't know (sorry!).

Hanging out up above the raceway.

Mladin checking out that same lapped rider. "G'day mate, jolly good day for a ride!"

A nice blurry picture of riders in the chicane.

These privateers made me happy with their flashy, matching outfits.

Eventually, of course, Mat Mladin whupped everybody's asses and crossed the start/finish line with about a ten-minute lead. Again, I apologize for my utter lack of usable zoom, but if you look, you can see Mladin and the little dude waving the checkered flag. They're just above the CycleGear banner, beneath the row of tents.

"Ho hum, I do seem to have won again."

Mladin doing his victory wheelie around the racetrack.

And suddenly, just like that, the race was over. Bam! It went by super-quickly. Peter and I were sort of like, "what, that's it? Now we're done?" We wandered back to our bleacher seats and hung out with the gang for a little while as the rest of the riders finished the race. I wanted to run over to the podium to photograph the champagne and etc., but Tony and Steph convinced me that I'd never get there in time so as not to be behind the entire rest of the audience. Poo.

The supermotard race was starting at turn 7 just as we were walking past on our way to the car, so Peter and I stopped to watch that for a few minutes. I'd never seen a supermotard race before -- part racetrack and part motocross -- and it was somewhat surprising. I didn't realize that they used cut slicks for tires; I'd assumed they used knobbies, just like motocross. I was also surprised by the number of times riders stalled, and the apparent difficulty of starting their bikes back up again. If that were me, I'd be installing an electric starter, boy howdy.

These guys had the good seats.

Riders on the track; riders on the dirt.

A little traffic jam on the tabletop, plus some dude's elbow. Rarrr!

The other section of dirt, and yet another person with a better camera than mine.


Ceej informed us that Das Fetus was feeling grumpy and hungry, and that if we didn't leave Right Then Dammit, she would probably have to eat us in order to placate it. Never ones to argue with the pregnant woman, we headed towards our cars with vague directions to a parking lot in Sausalito, where we were to all reassemble.

The traffic jam leaving Sears Point wasn't too horrible, all things considered. Fortunately, I was driving, as Peter fell asleep approximately 17 seconds upon entering the car. He snored happily for the ride down to Sausalito while I dodged adrenaline-filled motorcyclists and confused cagers. We found the Mollie Stones parking lot, and were met by Ceej and David a couple of minutes later. Tony and Steph, who'd had to walk back over to the motorcycle parking area and change clothes, arrived about 10 minutes after that. We discussed food options, and decided to try a pasta/seafood place that Steph had been to on the wharf.

Dinner was nice. The wait staff was very pleasant to us, considering we were loud, dirty, sweaty, and smelled of sunscreen. After dinner, Steph and I wandered down to the docks, where she told me boating and sailing stories. It was really a gorgeous night.


The entrance to the docks.

We all split up after dinner and headed back to our respective homes. Because he loves me very, very much, Peter humored me and agreed to stop in the Marin Headlands on our way back from Sausalito. I'd never been to the Golden Gate Bridge at night before, and it was such a warm and clear night that I wanted to stop and see the view. It certainly wasn't disappointing.

The city by the bay.

That's a party barge going underneath it.

Me and my sweetie.

Can't beat that for a perfect ending to a perfect day at the races. :)